December 2011
When the loudest person in the class tells someone... →
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Biology Teacher: So the sperm is surrounded with glucose
student: you mean semen is like sugar?
Biology Teacher: yeah basically
me: doesn't taste like..
Biology Teacher:
me:
student:
Biology Teacher:
me:
student:
me: whoops
: **watching gay porn**
guy laying on bed: “hey did you get any pussy from that party last night?”
other guy laying on same bed: “no i went home early because they were all bitches.”
first guy: “I’m tired of girls and their bitchy attitudes.”
both guys: **rubbing each other’s cocks**
people: are you mad/sad or something?
me: this is just my face
The Beatles cheer me up.
Whiney bitches are whiney.
Cant even say hello withought some whiney hoe over analysing it. Fuck, man.
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